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Holy fuck.
I was just about to go to bed when I read this bulletin my friend Jackie put up. It had the following gentlemens myspace profile address. Here. I really really really really really really really hope this guy is for real. Even if hes not he is getting MASSIVE props for putting together the greatest charade ever (next to Jesus Christ). Seriously. This guy is almost as old as my father and twice as accomplished. What have YOU ever done old man? Obviously nothing but disappoint your son.

Not only is he sporting the most perfect bowlcut known in the history of man he has openly mentioned that he purchased (not in so many words) his wife from the Ukraine. I bet he doesnt even care if she speaks english cuz they both speak the language of looooooooooooove. Go out and get Jonah's album now (if they have one, i bet if you pm him real nicely he will gladly send you a CDR to play on your hi-fi). Who wants to put some money down on the fact that he lives in a junkyard in Northern Oregon? Im positive i saw that one rusty car in an episode of cops.
-Ceepee